a.k.a.

Kevin (not preferred)(sorry Kevins)
Keke
Keifer
Keesh
Mumbler
Good Boy
High School Crush
Doodlebob
Edward
Boy (my sister’s personal fave)

a quick about me.

I’m a homebody with a fat ass.

My greatest weakness is I can’t read lips and yes this comes up more than you’d think.

I am my mom’s favorite child.

Texas-raised, but currently in LA.

And since you read this far, here’s a link to my resume if you’re into that sort of thing.